MEN: They�re immature, incompetent, not the smartest things in the world (although they like to think that they are), heartbreakers. They have no respect, loud, immature (oops, did I say that already?), inconsiderate, and cocky. They like to be the center of attention. They�re lazy, stupid, incompetent, competitive, too proud for their own good, disrespectful towards women. They have way to many �manly� things (example: slapping each other on the back in greeting). They�re noisy, obsessed with female breasts and have seen way too many naked women (compliments of Playboy Magazine) by the time they turn 20. Did I mention that they�re immature? They don�t listen to you when you�re talking (unless it�s about sex, sports, alcohol or politics). They have only one mission on earth: to sleep with a woman then leave her the moment he finds out she�s pregnant. I lied; not every man leaves the moment he finds out you�re pregnant with his child. Some of them say, �I love you� when they really don�t mean it. Not true, they have 2 missions on earth: a) the one mentioned above and b) to populate this planet with as many of their offspring as possible. They have a tendency to stare at a woman�s ass when she walks by, regardless of whether or not they�re married. They are extremely immature (how many times have I mentioned that?). When a man turns gay, he�s gotten in touch with his feminine side. Really in touch. They�re gross, un-trustworthy, immature (is anyone counting?!), smelly, dirty (in both senses of the word), loud. They are the very opposite of intelligent. They chew their gum weird (by pulling it out of their mouths and putting it back in their mouths). Their clothes (and everything else about them) clash. They are embarrassed to talk when their voices start to �crack� (go from high pitch to low). (By-the-by, any male that reads this definition will avidly deny every word written here (I highly recommend reading this when no males are around). They are so immature. Whenever you have to play sports with them in gym, example: soccer, floor hockey, or any other sport that involves physical contact of any sort, they either a) take every chance they get to ram into you as hard as possible, trying to make you whimper in pain; or b) take every chance they get that when a female is �hurt�, they run up to them, asking if you�re ok etc... All this to earn extra marks. (This does not apply to every male. Again, this is a joke and should be taken as one. If it bothers people that much, I will take it down. It has been put up for entertainment.)