these are from random sites....

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night

Do u believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?

Guys are like roses; watch out for the pricks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made me pretty. What happened to you?

God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made me oh so sexy.

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

I'm like a butterfly-pretty 2c- hard 2 catch!

Do I Look like a grocery item to you? I see you checking me out!!

I think I've already lost you. I think you're already gone. I think I'm finally scared now. You think I'm weak, I think you're wrong.

Cancel my subscriptions, I'm over your issues.

I'm a princess I live in the clouds.. if ya wanna kick it wit me u betta bow down..so get on ur knees N call me ur highness cuz believe me baby I'm the worlds finest!!

Guys are like stars; so many to pick from but only one can make your dreams come true.

I love him oh yes i do, he's 4 me and not 4 u, and if by chance u take my place, I'll take my fist across ur face!!

Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

Poof! Be Gone! Your Breath Is Too Strong! Poof! Come Back! I Found A Tic-tac!

The road to success is always under construction.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

What happened did you cross the street without looking?

When I was younger I played with toys, now that I'm older I got mah boys!

Gurls don't say ex, they say next!

If I didn't say it, don't assume it.

When worse comes to worst, my gurls come first.

Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh!

Health nuts will feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of.. nothing.

2hott2hold2much2handle

A bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is a tree, tree is nature, nature is beautiful! Thanks for calling me beautiful!

I'm blonde.. what's your excuse?

Life is short and so am I!

Yes officer, I swear to drunk I am not God!

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Wanting him is hard to get. Loving him is hard to regret. Losing him is hard to accept. But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet.

((name)) is SOOO if on my buddylist!

You say you can't stand to see me get hurt, so do you close ur eyes when u hurt me?

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

So many boys, so little time, found the right one, but he can never be mine.

If bein hott and sexy is a crime, arrest me!

I'm sweet like honey, but sting like a bee!

Don't underestimate the knowledge of stupid people.

An error isn't a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

Should I smile because you're my friend or cry because that's all we'll ever be?

Your're just jealous because the voices talk to me.

Competition is nada, there ain't nobody hotta.

You may not know my name, but your boyfriend does.

Don't waste your time on a guy who won't waste his time on you!

YOU! Get off my planet!

I'm the downest chic you'll ever meet, I'm the one thats oh so sweet, but dont fall for me you will regret cause it's certain I'm a lil playette!

If you're sweet you're can call me hunny, if your cute you're can call me baby, but if you're hott you can call me tonight!

God first created men.. then he had a better idea.

Men r not pigs... pigs are cute, conciderate, and caring!!

Remember my name, remember my face, cause there ain't another hunnie that can take my place.

Don't be so open minded that your brain falls out

Milk does a body good but DAMN how much did you drink?!

Can I borrow your library card, cause I'd like to check you out!

Loving you is like breathing, how can I stop?