English - See me A.S.A.P.

Chinese - Kum Hia Nao

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English -Stupid Man

Chinese - Dum Gai

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English -Small Horse

Chinese - Tai Ni Po Ni

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English - Did you go to the beach?

Chinese - Wai Yu So Tan?

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English - I bumped into a coffee table.

Chinese - Ai Bang Mai Ni

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English - I think you need a facelift.

Chinese - Chin Tu Fat

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English - It's very dark in here.

Chinese - Wai So Dim?

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English - Has your flight been delayed?

Chinese - Hao Long Wei Ting?

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English - That was an unauthorized execution.

Chinese - Lin Ching

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English - I thought you were on a diet.

Chinese - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

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English - This is a tow away zone.

Chinese - No Pah King

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English - Do you know the Macarena lyrics?

Chinese - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

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English - You are not very bright.

Chinese - Yu So Dum

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English - I got this for free.

Chinese - Ai No Pei

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English - Are you harboring a fugitive?

Chinese - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

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English - I am not guilty.

Chinese - Wai Hang Mi?

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English -Please, stay a while longer.

Chinese - Wai Go Nao?

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English - Our meeting is next week.

Chinese - Wai Yu Kum Nao?

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English - They have arrived.

Chinese - Hia Dei Kum hum

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You didn't think that was actual Chinese you were learning there now, did you? If so, go back and read them again carefully.. maybe it'll make more sense now.. They're quite clever actually. lol.