10). He said.... I don't know why you wear a bra; You�ve got nothing to put in it.

She said.... You wear Briefs, don't you?

9). She said.... What do you mean by coming home half Drunk?

He said. It�s not my fault, I ran out of money.

8). He said.... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've Wanted to make love to you in the worst way.

She Said.... Well, you succeeded.

7). He said.... Two inches more, and I would be King.

She said.... Two inches less, and you'd be Queen.

6). On wall in Ladies Room: "My husband follows me Everywhere."

Written just below it:"I do not".

5). He said.... Shall we try another position tonight?

She said.... That�s a good idea...you stand by the Ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

4). Priest said.... I don't think you will ever find Another man like your late husband.

She said.... Who�s Going to look?

3). He said.... What have you been doing with all the Grocery money I gave you?

She said.... Turn sideways And look in the mirror.

2). He said.... Let�s go out and have some fun tonight.

She said.... Okay, but if you get home before I do, Leave the hallway light on.

And the Number one (1) He said.... She Said.

He said.... Why don't you tell me when you have an Orgasm?

She said.... I would, but you said not to call You at work.