Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Male: Your place or mine?

Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Male: So, what do you do for a living?

Female: I'm a female impersonator.

Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Female: DO NOT ENTER!

Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Female: Unfertilized.

Male: Your body's like a temple.

Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Female: GREAT! Would you mind staying there?

Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.

Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.