2.run around the library yelling help my eye is pouring out blood

3.bang on the computer with a book and say ina country accent what is this things it's talkin' to me.

4.sing back that thing up real loud.

5.see a little kid and tell him his mom told him to get on the bus that's out side.

6. look in the encyclopedia and yell really loud ummmmm they have the b word in here.

7. kiss the librarian then tell everyone she tried to rape you.

8.take shoes off and sling them around the library and say aw this be tha life. bling bling.

9.dress up like marlyn manson and run around pushing people down.

10.try to eat the book maybe witha little pepper and sauce.