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100% Stratusfaction GUaranteed ?? Well that's the plan Trish has and it seems that Lita and Chyna dont want any of it...Thats to damn bad because everyone falls for Stratusfaction even if your a woman or man, your falling victim. With the WWE Explosion opening and I even got to admit that the diva roster kicks ass! But nobody tops that roster then the Canadian Babe herself, Trish Stratus. I mean c'mon Trish is a record setting five-time Womens' champion, she's been a three-time babe of the year, and plus her beauty is second to none.

Now with the first Raw kicking off in Winnipeg, Canada what does Trish the dish have in store for this tag team match ?? Well Trish has nothing planned...yet! because rumors have been running wild that Trish has been approached by Christian during the creation of WWE Explosion. Could we see Team Tristian back on ?? or is this just another false rumor ?? The only two people who know for sure are Trish and Christian and if it's true, the WWE Explosion better watch out because the sadistically hottest duo will do anything to get to the top...What beats Stratusfaction ??...Nothing!


The scene opens up with the WWExplosion camera's focusing on Eric Bischoff who's on his cell chuckling and talking away about of couple of things. Just then a knock is heard at the door as he rolls his eyes getting annoyed by all the knocking and finally gives in yelling for them to come in...The door opens while Eric looks over as Trish Stratus along with her problem solver, Tyson Tomko walk through the opened door. Eric has a big smile seeing Trish while he says he'll call the person back and hangs up the phone putting his full attention on the two...

|| EB || WWE Brains Eric Bischoff || EB ||
Well if it isnt my favorite diva. Trish, how are you doing ??

|| TS || Vicious & Delicious Trish Stratus || TS ||
I'm doing not to good at all Eric. Your a smart guy, right ?? Well not all that smart because you see for some ungodly reason you decided that, "hey maybe I could put Trish and Stacy on the same team and maybe they'll try to get along"....But what I just said, you know what the stupidest thing was ??

|| EB || WWE Brains Eric Bischoff || EB ||
No but would you care to share...??

|| TS || Vicious & Delicious Trish Stratus || TS ||
Stacy and I a team...You know how utterly....how utterly...Whats the word I'm looking for ??

|| TT || Problem Solver Tyson Tomko || TT ||
Let's go with...how utterly rediculous.

|| TS || Vicious & Delicious Trish Stratus || TS ||
Exactly, thats like taking candy from a baby. Did you really expect me to just let this match slip or be buddy buddy with Stacy ??

|| EB || WWE Brains Eric Bischoff || EB ||
No. What I do expect is a great match because I wont tolerate nothing less for my divas and I know when your in the ring...There's not only a guaranteed sold out arenas but 100% Stratusfaction.

|| TS || Vicious & Delicious Trish Stratus || TS ||
Well I guess you've come to the right diva because thats the only thing I give. Its either 100% or Stratusfaction or both because nothing else goes hand in hand.

|| EB || WWE Brains Eric Bischoff || EB ||
I see why the fans voted you for Babe of the Year, three years in a row I might add. By the way Tyson, how are you ?? I mean I hope your taking care of those problems for Trish...

|| TT || Problem Solver Tyson Tomko || TT ||
I'm good Boss but about those problems, I'm taking care of them alright...Chris Jericho was just the beginning and I dont see an end.

|| EB || WWE Brains Eric Bischoff || EB ||
Good, thats what I like to hear. Only the best for the WWExplosion's racishing diva.

|| TS || Vicious & Delicious Trish Stratus || TS ||
Back to the match at hand here...Can you take me out of it ??

|| EB || WWE Brains Eric Bischoff || EB ||
I would like to Trish but my hands are tied. I still have all this paper work to do, I have calls to make and the board of directors are riding my back about getting Raw off the ground. But I'll make it up to you later and trust me you'll like it.

|| TS || Vicious & Delicious Trish Stratus || TS ||
Eric, Eric, Eric always making promises you can't keep...Remember the last time we were in the ring together ?? because I do, we had a 'match' but you had Jazz attack me from behind and without notification. So your promises are empty handed as far as I'm concerned.

|| EB || WWE Brains Eric Bischoff || EB ||
Hold up, wait a minute. You got your Womens' championship match now didnt you ??

|| TS || Vicious & Delicious Trish Stratus || TS ||
Due to the fact that Linda McMahon was pitying me because of what went down during the match. I want what's rightfully mine and if I dont get what I want, I can be the biggest bitch you have to deal with! I dont want to have to get T over here if you become a problem because I know that your the only one who really brings the entertainment.

|| EB || WWE Brains Eric Bischoff || EB ||
Is that a threat ?? because no one threatens me. I'm Eric Bischoff and you work for me, its not the other way around.

|| TS || Vicious & Delicious Trish Stratus || TS ||
Well let's just see about that...You can have the entire world in your hands and in a quick second...its gone! Just like Stacy will be if she gets in my way.

|| EB || WWE Brains Eric Bischoff || EB ||
You can rip off her clothes, I dont care...Just give me a great divas match that I can be proud of. Now I have to get back to work, so if you would please show yourselves to the door.

|| TS || Vicious & Delicious Trish Stratus || TS ||
By the way if you see Eugene before I do...Tell him we said good luck in his match. Let's go.

With that being said Trish and Tyson Tomko walk over to the door as Eric has this confused look on his but he just shrugs getting back to his 'business'. The camera's focus more on Trish while she walks out of the office followed by Tyson. Then the scene fades to black... 1