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| Are you having problems? Let the Boston Strangler help you out! Heres some helpful hints that will help you solve some of your biggest problems. |
| You just met the bitch, but feel like you deserve some pussy? |
| Part 1- FIRST DATE IDEAS |
| 1. Take her to mcdonalds for a happy meal. 2. If the happy meal is not too her liking, try the happy meal super-sized. 3. You should be well on your way to a nice piece of ass. |
| Part 2- McDONALDS CLOSED? |
| 1. You could always go to your local grocery store and buy the stuff too make your own cheeseburgers. 2. It cost a little more, but you might get a little more in return. |
| Part 3- CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES DID'NT WORK? |
| 1. Call your mom! |
| Dont want to be caught scratching your ass? |
| Part 1- THESE USUALLY WORK GREAT! |
| 1. Take a shower. 2. If that didn't work- take a shower with soap. 3. If that still doesn't work- try washing your ass during the shower. |
| Part 2- DAMN!! STILL DIDN'T WORK? |
| 1. Call your mom! |
| She wants you to go down, but it stinks? |
| Part 1- DESTROYING THE STINKYS! |
| 1. Wait until she falls into a deep sleep. 2. Marinate a thick cut of ribeye in some worschershire sauce. 3. Carefully insert the ribeye into the source of the rotten stench. 4. Let sit overnight and remove just before dawn. 5. Her shit should now taste like the perfect steak, so have fun and enjoy! |
| Part 2- DAMN!! STILL STINKS? |
| 1. Call your mom! |
| Tired of being a fat fucking lard? |
| Part 1- THINGS THAT WILL HELP! |
| 1. Spend less time sitting on your fat ass. 2. When you buy your diet coke- dont buy the biggest one. 3. You dont lose 2 pounds with every subway sandwich you eat. 4. Excercise- not super-size. |
| Part 2- STILL A FAT LARD? |
| 1. Call your mom! |
| Thanks for stopping by and I hope these tips helped you out. But remember! Whatever your problem is or however big it may be. You can always call your mom!!! |
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