bio

Name- the boston strangler
Real name- yeah right!
Birth date- 75
Sex- ask your mom!
Color- pussy blood red
Food- pizza, spaghetti, lobster, pussy
Drink- bud light, nestle quick
Sports- boxing, hockey, gators football
Movies- evil dead 2, stand by me
Music- full devil jacket, led zeppelin
Song- screaming jesus
Guitar player- jimmy page
Drummer- john bonham
Bass player-les claypool
siinger- josh brown
Author- stephen king
Book- it, hobbit
Citys- marshfield, plymouth
Car- 69 shelby cobra
Motorcycle- harley of course
Villan- jason ( friday the 13th)
Hero- ash (evil dead)
Women- blonds
Boxer- mike tyson
Football player- jabar gaffney
Hockey player- ray bourque
Basketball player- larry bird
Baseball player- nomar garciappara, and pedro martinez
Cereal- peanut butter crunch
Soup- tomato
Holiday- thanksgiving

1. Tennessee
2. All Tennessee sports teams
3. Anything that has anything too do with Tennesssee ( with the exception of my friends of course- they're pretty cool)
4. Rap music ( rap should have started with a C- CRAP!)
5. Menthol cigarettes- its cheaper and healthier to buy some halls throat drops- and they taste the same
6. Ponds in the south? A person digs a hole in they're yard, fills it with water and then they have convinced themselves that this new puddle is a pond? Retard- go to walmart and buy you some fish sticks loser!
7. When somebody says that a band sold out! Thats fucking stupid!! Bands dont sell out! They play what they want to play- if you dont like it- than dont buy they're music!
8. Passing zones in the south? A passing zone is actually for passing other cars.. If your not passing cars- than get the fuck out of the passing lane!
9. Walmart... Those fucking idiots! It takes me 5 minutes too shop and than 5 hours waiting in line! What kind of crap is that? Instead of those idiots putting coupons on the back of the receipts maybe they should be putting job applications on the back? Get help walmart!
10. Drinking diet soda too lose weight? Try excercising you lazy fuck!
11. Fixing? Fixing to do this? Fixing to do that? While your at walmart, buy yourself a fucking dictionary!
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Born in Boston, Mass in the mid 70's... I only lived they're for about 4 years and then moved to Plymouth, Mass.. You've heard of Plymouth retard- where the pilgrims are from! Elementary school went by pretty smooth. I was on the school basketball team and was indeed one of the koolest kats around!
The summer before seventh grade hit and it hit hard. I started smoking, drinking, smoking other things and even knocked off my first piece of snatch... I was a holy terror, causing random acts of violence throughout my neighborhood... Those were certainly the good times--- egging houses, stealing bikes, stealing stereos, stealing cars, stealing mailboxes, switching fuckers mailboxes around, putting for sale signs in peoples yards, robbing they're home, busting windows out of our school only to have some fat janitor chase us through the woods, and i seem to remember always keeping the fire department on they're toes! I was such a nice child. A vision of loveliness if you will!
Summer eventually came to an end and off to junior high I went. My new school really appreciated me! I broke new school records with the most suspensions received by any student! Yep- i made my folks proud. Even the bus driver appreciated having me! She eventually got tired of me throwing shit at her while she was driving and would stop on the side of the road and wait for the police to assist her, but of course they would just give me a warning and off to school we'd go! Well- the school system finally caught onto my long reign on drug distribution and gave me the boot! Of course they gave my parents a choice- either put him in alternative school or he'll have to move to a different town to attend public schools.. So we packed up and headed north to yet anothet coastal town called Marshfield. Marshfield is about 20 minutes north of Plymouth, and it turned out to be my favorite place. My first day at school in this new town was going great- until i got in a fight and got suspended.. Thats fucking retarded getting suspended your first day in a new school, but I managed to pull it off. After kicking dudes ass, I made friends pretty damn quick with the rest of the kool kats.
In a way, my new friends showed the light! All kinds of crazy new ways to commit crimes. We would wait in the street at night time listening for cars- the first one to hear it would yell BANZAII! We would than proceed to hide in the woods by the road side. We would pick up the biggest log we could find and hurl it at the car driving by. There were so many idiots that would try chasing us through the woulds, of course they never could catch us! But that one time- oh god.. We were waiting under some crab apple trees waiting to throw some apples at cars driving by, and then it happened. We hit some old lady, caused her too wreck and eventually led to the ambulance coming to her rescue- at least I think they saved her? That shit was fucked up! But instead of griping about it- we just moved down the road a little ways to find another good spot too play banzaii.