SITTIN` IN A SLEEZY SNACK BAR SUCKIN` SICKLY SAUSAGE ROLLS
SLIPPIN` DOWN SLOWLY SLIPPIN` DOWN SIDEWAYS
THINK I`LL SIGN OFF THE DOLE
** `CAUSE THE FOG ON THE TYNE IS ALL MINE ALL MINE
FOG ON THE TYNE IS ALL MINE
FOG ON THE TYNE IS ALL MINE ALL MINE
FOG ON THE TYNE IS ALL MINE
COULD A COPPER CATCH A CROOKED COFFIN MAKER#
COULD A COPPER COMPREHEND
THAT A CROOKED COFFIN MAKER IS JUST AN UNDERTAKER
WHO UNDERTAKES TO BE YOUR FRIEND
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TELL IT TO TOMORROW TODAY WILL TAKE IT`S TIME
TO TELL YOU WHAT TONIGHT MIGHT BRING
PRESENTLY WE`LL HAVE A PINT OR TWO TOGETHER
EVERYBODY DO THEIR THING
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WE CAN SWING TOGETHER WE CAN HAVE A WEE WEE
WE CAN HAVE A WET ON THE WALL
TIL SOMEONE SLIPS A WHISPER THAT HIS SIMPLE SISTER
SLIPPED DOWN AND SLIVERED ON HER SMALLS
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