| The Return of Cell Home More It was a Monday afternoon and while Bulma was gardening and Vegeta�s new son,Vegetti,was playing with his toys,Vegeta was in his bed having dreams about killing Kakarot and kissing Bulma.Vegeti woke Vegeta up. Vegetti: �Can I go to the washwoom daddy?� Vegeta:�You�re a super saiyan!Go do it your self! Although Vegata was still amazed by Vegeti being a super saiyan at the age of 3,Vegeta thought that three year old super saiyans could go pee by themselves. Vegeti:Huh?Wat a super saiyan? Vegeti turned into a super saiyan when he was born.He was crying and crying and then he did it,he turned into a super saiyan. Vegeta:I�m sleeping damn it!Go ask your mom! Vegeti:Mommy has dirty hands. Vegeta:She can wash them Vegeti!Now go away and leave me alone!You have the annoyingness of your mother! Vegeta was very grumpy when he couldn�t get his sleep. Vegeta:Grrrr�No one better bother me now. Vegeta went back to sleep and dreamt about Vegeti beating him in a world tournament. 1 hour later���. Bulma:Honey!I�m done gardening and um..Vegeti is waiting for you on the toilette so that he can pee� Vegeta:Can�t you do it for him?!I�m busy sleeping!And it�s 10:00!I haven�t slept yet and he's still wanting to pee?Do it for him Bulma!I'm SLEEPING!Now go! Bulma:Pleeeaaassee honey?C'mon my Vegeta Bunny Wunny.... Vegeta:I can't resist!Fine!I'll take him. Bulma:Oh you are truly the best! Vegeta:Yeah,yeah...VEGITI COME HERE NOW!YOU WANNA GO PEE?!GET OVER HERE! Vegiti:Yah!Let's go! Vegeta:I'll potty train you instead,Now get on the toilette! Vegiti:Ok daddy! Vegeta potty trained Vegiti in only 20 minutes.... Vegeta:Now Vegiti,you are a top pee-er! Vegiti:I wanna know what a super saiyan is. Vegeta:It's a transformation of a saiyan,which you partly are. Vegiti:What does it poo? Vegeta:What? Vegiti:I mean do? Vegeta:No time talk Vegiti!Go away! Vegiti:Fine.I'll go outside to pway. Vegeta:GO NOW!You are too slow!Sons these days! Bulma:Vegeta honey! Vegeta:What!? Bulma:Give this chocolate to Vegiti,I need to make a phone call. Vegeta:Grrr....(murming to hiself:Why do I listen to this woman?) (walks outside)Vegiti,here's your dumb chocolate. Vegiti:Mmmmmm!Thanks! All of a sudden a shadow with a cloak appears 15 meters away from where Vegeiti was playing.... Vegiti:Huh?What that. Shadow:Hello.A "Hello" from me is that last thing you'll ever hear. Vegiti:Uh..mister,you wanna pway with me? Shadow:(thinkning)Hmm..I would love to!No. The shadow that Vegiti saw kept his voice calm and serious.He put his fingers into a fist and lunged it toward Vegiti.Vegiti fell back and started crying. Vegiti:Waaaa!!!That hurt!(wipes his face and tears and wiped his self off)Mister,why are you mean to me? Shadow:What?!He can with stand my punch?He's just a boy. Vegeta:Who are you? Shadow:Ahh..Vegeta. Vegeta:Huh?How do you know my name? Shadow:Years ago. Vegeta:What? The shadow stepped closer and lifted the cloak away from him.Vegeta stepped back with amazment. Vegeta:No! Shadow:Yes.Hahaha! The shadow appeared to be Cell. Cell:Don't I look great?I'm improved;new and improved. Vegeta:You look different....very...well,I can fight you.Bring it on. Cell:I'm Ultra Perfect Cell now.You'll never beat me. Vegeta:Aw no!Urrrr...(thinking) How can I beat him?I feel his power.... Cell:HaaaHaaa!You are pathetic.And you are an ant compared to me. Vegeta:(turns ssj) (lunges at Cell with alot of force.) Cell:(punches Vegeta) Vegeta:Uhh...No..(flys at Cell with full force and a kicking and punching) Cell:(talks while blocking)Vegeta,you need to realize that you are worthless. Inside Vegeta was hurt because he was afraid of dying. He was full of rage that no matter what Cell had said,he would keep fighting until he was wasted...(I meant of energy) and die with honor. Vegeta:(stopped fighting)C'mon Cell,are you trying to stop me from fighting you?Is it because you're afraid?Ha..I knew it. Cell:Keep smart mouthing.I came here,on this damn Earth to steal all of these worthless people's energy. Vegeta:So Cell,you are really weak.You stole all that energy,you didn't earn it.You're just a theif.That proves you're really not strong. Cell:Look,Vegeta,you could be apart of me. Vegeta:Hahahaha!Now,I know you are afraid of me. Cell:HAHAHAHAHAHA!I beat you on Earth last time and I was weaker then.I can't beat you now? Vegeta:Urrrrr....(powersup ALOT) HAAAAAAAAAAA! Vegeta and Cell started this fight with kicking and punching.The whole place shook.Bulma was done taking a shower when she heard something. Bulma:Vegeta?Honey?(goes down stairs and looks outside) (gasp)Vegeta! Cell:Whoa!What a woman!Look at that tight little... Vegeta:(kick Cell in the face and throws him)I'll kil you Cell!AAAAA!!!!(shoots a bunch of ki blasts) Cell:Uh..(gets up)Vegeta,I have feelings too you know...and I feel that Bulma is... Vegeta:@#!$^&! Bulma:Um..I was just wondering what was going on...(thinks...an ugly piece of...piece of poop likes me?) Why are you fighting!?GET OUT CELL! Cell:No way lady.I will steal your energy when I'm done with Vegeta.But not before we you know.... Bulma:(walks outside and kicks Cell in the you know where) Cell:Ooooooo!!!! Vegeta:Back to our fight.Bulma,I need you to get outa here while I'll destroy Cell. Bulma:But...I'll never see you again! Vegeta:YOu don't think I'll win?!Huh?GO!Take Vegiti too. Bulma:No!..Where's Vegiti? Cell:Vegiti?Is he that dumb kid playing out here just minutes ago? Bulma:No!My honey!Vegiti!There you are. Vegiti:Hi mom!This mister over there hit me.I'm okay now. Cell:Huh?No way! |