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Goku's Interview
We are here at Goku's house about to interview him.He lives on 5643 DBZ St.He's in there with Chi-Chi and Goten and Gohan are in the backyard.You know what that means...Anyways,We are just meters away from his house and about to go in and ring the doorbell.
Ding Dong...
Uh,hello...who's there?It's Jen a.k.a SSJen.We are here to eat you..hehe..I mean interview you.What?Why?I'm in the middle of eating my 4th turkey.I don't like to be interupted.The last thing I need is YOU.Well too bad.I'm going to interview anyways.Fine,whatever.You're not like this in the show Goku,what's up with you?I just woke up and I get grumpy when I just wake up.Stop talking and start well,talking Goku.Hello Chi-Chi.Hello,umm,person.My name is Jen,and I'm here to interview your husband.Oh,ok.Goku let's sit down at the breakfast or dinner table or whatever you call it.
SSJen:Goku,do like being a character on DBZ?
Goku:(munch,munch,crunch)
SSJen:Goku,you idiot!What do you think you're doing?
Goku:(munch)I'm eating..(munch)..duh.What else does..(munch)..it look like?
SSJen:Well answer my dumb question!
Goku:Yes,I like it.
SSJen:Is that all you say?Yes i like it?What the heck is that supposed to mean?Give me more detail you dumb...aaa..I mean..just answer the question.
Goku:Ok,ok,cool it miss.I like it alot because there's lots of action and it's just what I wanted to do my whole life.Is that better?
SSJen:(snoring..)Huh?Uh yeah..yes it is better...
SSJen:The next question is..uh..oh yeah,how do people make your hair when you're SSJ,SSJ2,SSJ3 and SSJ4?
Goku:Well I don't exceactly know how but..ha,ha,HACHOO!(sniffling)..uh sorry..anyways they..
SSJen:Wait!What was that!?Cover your dumb mouth!Look what you did!Now I have to take a shower...no not a shower,2 showers!
Goku:Sorry,sorry,yeesh!I told you to cool it.
SSJen:Nevermind...get on with the question.
Goku:They have tons of wigs,lots of gel and all the nessescary tools for doing hair.
SSJen:I gotta leave soon,so I'll ask 3 more questions.(thinking:I want to get outa here!)So Goku:what do you really wear in your normal life?
Goku:I wear normal clothes.
SSJen:What kind!!!
Goku:Huh?oh,oh yeah..
SSJen:My gosh,how dumb can you be?
Goku:I wear jeans and mostly white shirts so Chi-Chi can see my muscles...(winks at Chi-Chi)
Chi-Chi:Yeah,yeah.Don't embarass me like you didi yesterday.
SSJen:Huh...(whispers to Goku)tell me about it.
Goku:I can't...
SSJen:I'll leave after this story...
Goku:(really happy)OK!Well she went to the mall to get shampoo for her hair and I went with her.She looked around and saw this shampoo called 'Shampoo'.
SSJen:Ok...
Goku:Anyways,she bent down to get it and her dress ripped at the butt..
I guy named Posht slapped her butt and she threw him against the wall and,well I called her Butt-Chi and everyone looked at her once they knew about the 'accident'.
SSJen:(snickering)...HA HA HA!!!That's hilarious!..(sigh)I gotta go now...
Chi-Chi:GOKU!!What did I say?!
Goku:He he..AHHHHHH!!
SSJen:What a family...

Vegeta's Interview
Hello DBz fans!I'm gonna interview Vegeta right now!I'm in front of his house right now where he is probably watching some tv.
Knock Knock
Vegeta:...What!!!???Uh...I mean what do you want stranger?
Me:Slow down Vegeta....I'm here to interview you.
Vegeta:Why?I'm busy watching Barney..uh...B..Barney..the power ranger!Yeah,that's it.Leave me be.
Me:No,no,no,I'm gonna interview you and that's final!
Vegeta:Fine!but make it quick.
Me:Sit down on couch.Hey!You're watching Barney and friends!!HAHAHAHA!Man,wait till I...
Vegeta:Oh no you don't!I'll blast you right outa here if you tell anyone!Ya hear me?
Me:Ok,ok...I won't tell...Now to your interview Vegeta.Um....which character do you hate the most?..
Me:What are you talking about?!You know who!What do you think huh?..
Vegeta:Uh..no I don't know who you don't like....
Vegeta:I hate Baba!
Me:You hate Baba?I thought you hated Goku...
Vegeta:Back to the interview stranger...hurry up before I...
Me:Ok!Have some patience.Do you like Trunks?..
Vegeta:No answer.Ask another one...
Me:You have to answer me!!
Vegeta:No I don't...
Me:FINE VEGETA!You are so stubborn.....anyways,what would...
Bulma:Honey!I made your new costume!!
Vegeta:Aw man!Bulma!Don't be showing that dumb costume around!
Bulma:Why not honey?
Vegeta:Don't call me honey and don't show that around!
Bulma:(sigh)Fine dear,but you'll regret it...
Me:Ok...um..Vegeta,what would you do if weren't a super saiyan in DBZ?
Vegeta:Why, I would kill someone for halloween...
Me:Uh...right Vegeta...back to the interview please.Would you rather have Trunks as your son or would you have Gohan as your son....
Vegeta:I don't know lady!Stop asking me about my son!
Me:Why are you so mad about Trunks being your son?...Huh??Huh??I bet it was because Trunks was stronger after he trained in the hyperbolic chamber.Was it or not?
Vegeta:Shut up!Get back to the interview or I'll..I'll..
Me:Or you'll what Vegeta?Huh?What?I'll blast you to bits!!!
Bulma:Dear!!Don't be rude to guests!
Vegeta:Don't call me dumb names Bulma!Call me things like Vegeta,Prince or uh..never mind..Just call me normal names alright Bulma?
Bulma:Fine...Vegeta.
Me:No more interruptions and more questions.
Vegeta:Well,get on with it then!
Me:Whatever Vegeta.Don't you ever get tired of yelling?In the show?
Vegeta:No way!I love it.Don't ever ask me that again..
Me:Man Vegeta,you are one idiot...
Vegeta:What did you say?
Me:I said you were one..heck of and idiot...I mean..
Vegeta:Get outa my house NOW!
Me:No way!I need this interview..
Vegeta:Then only ask questions and nothing else.
Me:Fine..(thinking)..I hate you Vegeta,I hate you.Do you have any cool stories?
Vegeta:Uh..yeah I guess NO!
Me:Well fine Vegeta!I won't make you tell stories!Yeesh.
Vegeta:I'm bored alright!Espesially with you here.I need to train my butt off for a tournament I'm holding.
Me:Oooooo...what tournament?
Vegeta:It's called Prince Vegeta is the Best Tournament.
Me:Uh....are you sure that's what it's called?
Vegeta:Yes I am!Do I need to repeat everything for you lady!?
Me:Gosh Vegeta,you have a temper...
Vegeta:Hm.I really don't care what you say,I want to get this over with alright!?
Me:Ok,ok.But I don't care what you say Vegeta,I'll still get an interview with you.
Vegeta:(sigh)Then hurry up.Ok Vegeta,(whispering)What attracted you to Bulma?
Vegeta:Uh..I won't say!Don't ask me those questions!
Me:Fine...uh...what are you such a dumby....I mean..
Vegeta:Grrr...get out!
Me: Ok!He,he.I guess I screwed up.Well that's it for this interviewed.