the crew
&! MOTHER, MAY I?

Well. This is just amusing.
Sammy was NAGGING me to update my site, and I was just sitting here thinking, Now, what annoys me more than a lot of other things I've posted here? Surely something more than prepubescent girls who think they're in love with their 2-day fresh boyfriends! And then it came to me!

Yes folks. I bet you'll be suprised to hear this, BUT:
NAGGING is annoying!

I think the person that takes the cake on all nagging, ever, is my mother. I have never seen a more annoying person when it comes to bathing, eating, doing homework, or any other after school activity that JUST MIGHT slip from your mind, even though it has YET TO HAPPEN TO ME!

"Caley. Have you done your homework yet?"
"When are you going to do your homeowork?"
"You have school tomorrow. Go do your homework!"
"If you end up failing your test, don't blame me missy!"
"I thought you said you had homework?"
"It's almost ten. You should go do your homework."

HEY MOM. HERE'S A SUGGESTION. GO LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE YET TO FORGET TO DO HOMEWORK YET IN MY LIFE, AND IF I DO, I CAN JUST DO IT AT LUNCH. YES, LUNCH. AND! I DON'T FORGET TO BATHE! DO I REALLY LOOK THAT MENTALLY ILL? I KNOW HOW TO BATHE! AND I CAN TELL TIME TO!
YOU DON'T NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK UP ON ME AND SAY "Caley, it's almost eleven. Go take a bath." !!!! I CAN READ THE FREAKING CLOCK! YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS? IT SAYS "YOU HAVE OVER 30 MINUTES TO SHOWER. TAKE YOUR TIME, DEAR."

Also, she tends to make it sound like I whine for attention or something. For instance, just around ten minutes ago, she came down the stairs. I told her I hadn't eaten since breakfast.
"Well! THAT'S YOUR FAULT! I offered you dinner!"
YES, MOM, YOU DID. AND DID I, EVEN ONCE, SAY, "MAN I HATE YOU AND YOUR HORRIBLE PARENTING SKILLS! HOW DARE YOU NEGLECT ME! I NEED FOOD!"
NO I DID NOT! THANKSSS!

Well now. I am just all ranted out, lmfao.

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SITE: This site was created on December 28th, 2003. It is a site for me to rant about whatever I want, whenever I want. If you have a problem with that.. oh well.
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