THE OCCASIONAL ORBITER

    Hi, hello, and welcome, fellow Cowboys of the Space variety.  It is once 
again time for you occasional reminder.

    The Space Cowboys will be in action tonight, August 14th, at 7 P.M. at 
Sports of All Sorts in Florence.  They will be taking on the always 
dangerous "thuggy thuggs" of TBA.  Coming into this game, as with the others 
so far, there is not a "scouting report" available.  The only thing known 
coming in is that the 'boys have a chance to win.  Tonight they look to 
extend their winning streak to an unbeleivable five (5) straight, pushing 
their record to five (5) and and O (0).
    In a night full a good and happiness we do have some devestating news.  
Tonight is supposed to be "BMBKBGN", but our supplier has just informed us 
that due to circumstances beyond their control no "Big Man Ben Keene 
Bobbleheads" have been produced.  We are defintly just as shocked and 
surprised as the rest of you. The Big Man Ben Keene Bobblehead Company 
claims that the mold created for Mr. Keene was just too sexy for the machine 
to handle.  When it was inserted inside they realized that the machine was a 
female, because it instantly turned on.  Needless to say we will no longer 
be conducting business with the Big Man Ben Keene Bobble Head Company.  For 
the next giveaway we may have to switch to the Fat Ash BobbleHead Company 
and see if we have any better luck.
    On behalf of Space Cowboys manganment and ownership, we here at the 
Occasional Orbiter would like to apoplogize for any inconvienience that may 
have been caused.  And in an attempt to soothe the wounds caused by this 
"catastrophy", the Space Cowboys Promotions Team has decided to do 
something...but they don't know what.  But they need to do something, but 
they still don't know what, so tonight's game will be now be "Tea and 
Strumpets Night" in honor of "first time Space Cowboyer" Megan Williams.  It 
had been rumored last week that she might be making her first appearance, 
but it now has been confirmed and we want to make Ms. Willams feel at home. 
So get yourself on out to Sports of All Sorts tonight at 7 P.M. for this 
"spectaculous" occasion  Doors will open at 6:30 with pregame festivites 
beginning at approxamatly 6:54.

                      **** News and Notes ****

    Breaking news: Dan Resing will not be attending tonights game, he still 
won't be missed.


    That will do it for this "occasional reminder."  As always all 
questions, comments and suggestions can be emailed to us at
occasionalorbiter@hotmail.com.  Also remember to get inside the numbers of 
your favorite Space Cowboys at http://www.geocities.com/spaceranch2001, the 
internet home of the 'boys.








                             Editor-in-Chief

                           Nick "Stud" Lubbers

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