THE OCCASIONAL ORBITER Hi hello and welcome to your exciting and exhilarating occasional reminder. The Space Cowboys will once agian be in action today, Tuesday August, 7th, at 6 P.M. at Sports of All Sorts in Florence. The 'boys will be taking on the "thuggy thuggs" of Marty's Pub. Nothing is known of the "thuggs", but the way the home team is playing there should defintly be some "great basketball" going on. The Space Cowboys will be "vying" for an "unprecidented" fourth (4th) consecutive victory to begin this young season. This has never before been accomplished and if accomplished could be compared to a "bases empty grand slam", or somewhat of a miracle. The one thing that the team will need if they want to leave with the "w" is for point gueard Jeremy "I Win" Jeffries to step up his game. Mr. Jeffries showed "glimpses" of what he can do in last week's eleven (11) point performance, but more will be needed for the Cowboys to come out on top today. But it's not only Jeremy who needs to step up. Each and every member of the Space Cowboys team must play to the level that they are capable of. A wise man once said, "Life is slippery, lend of loving hand." If that doesn't sum up this "family" we call the Space Cowboys, who knows what does. Some come on out to Sports of All Sorts tonight at 6 P.M. to watch your team look for four (4) in a row. But as always, great basketball is not the only reason to come out to the "big arena by the...river??". As mentioned in a previous edition, Space Cowboys management has been very disappointed in the lack of attendance thus far, espcially with the success the team is having. That is why they have gone all out. No, "big man" Ben Keene will not be doing his "70's strip show" at half time. Real life, full time, large and unhappy "goones" have been hired. If you are not present at tonight's game and have been to any game in the past, there will be severe bodily harm enflicted upon you. You are not going to get off as originally planned, by having the team personally "kick yo ass". It was decided that they would lack the "man-power" needed to take on the "rowdy" fans, so professionals were brought in. And remember no excuse will be good enough, not even a plague of locust. So grab the kids and head on out to Florence for what is bound to be a "spectaculous" matchup between our Space Cowboys and the thuggy thuggs" of Marty's Pub. Doors will open at 5:27 with pregame festivities beggining at approxamatly 5:32. **** News and Notes **** The Ben Young watch continues on this week, as if anyone really cares anymore. Will Mr. Young finnaly show his unloyal face???....There are rumors circulating once again about the presence of Hagit Limore at an upcoming game. A sighting was made on the Space Cowboys Official Guestbook, where Hagit herself stated she would soon be attending a game of the "hottest team around", so keep your eyes open....Also rumored to be attending tongiht's game is long time Cowboy "skeptic" Paul Brinkman. We here at the Occasional Orbtier would like to say to Mr. Brinkman that you will be welcomed with open arms, as grudges are not held between the 'boys and their doubters. We do ask that you shut your "piehole" and let them do their thing....We would also like to mention that Michael Brinkman was not mentioned in this edition. That will do it for this occasional reminder. As always, questions, comments and new subribors are welcome to email us at occasionalorbiter@hotmail.com. Also, don't forget to check out the "O-fficial Website of the Space Cowboys" at http://www.geocities.com/spaceranch2001. Editor-in-Chief Nick "Stud" Lubbers Haaaggiittt