THE OCCASIONAL ORBITER

    Hello fellow Cowboys of the Space variety.  We here at the Occasional 
Orbiter would just like to remind you of the upcoming Space Cowboy's game 
this week.  Our team will be taking the court Tuesday, May 22 at 7 P.M. at 
Sports of All Sorts in Florence.  They will be taking on the always 
dangerous DJJ "thuggy thugs" en route to extend their current win streak to 
a season high two (2) games.
   
   This week will also mark the return of our normal promotions.  As 
mentioned previously this game will be the first annual "Everybody Get Naked 
to Watch the Game" for a mere five (5) dollars ($).  And again we reserve 
the right to refuse service.  But that's not all, we have also  been 
informed that Space Cowboy guard Dan Resing, will be celebrating his 
nineteenth (19th) birthday on game day.  And keeping with the "naked" theme, 
every one will be invited for a pregame "naked ass spanking" of Mr. Resing.  
Spankings will be limited to nineteen (19) a piece and begin approxamately 
twenty-seven (27) minutes before the start of the game.  Regular pregame 
activities will ensue immediately following the spankings.
   
   So, we hope to see all of you out at this week's Space Cowboy's 
basketball contest at 7 P.M. at Sports of All Sorts in Florence.  If there 
has ever been a night to come out to watch great basketball and enjoy some 
good ole naked ass slappin, this is it.  It's bound to be a shaboigen of a 
time!


                              Editor-in-Chief

                            Nick "Stud" Lubbers

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