1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." 

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left." 

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!" 

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." 

6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." 

7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." 

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." 

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." 

10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.