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Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to both mourn the passing of celebrate the life of a very dear friend who against all odds did the very best to perform its programmed tasks And so holding this thought let us remember that a computer is like a car when running smoothly the world is a beautiful place and when not they’re a fucking pain in the ass Though with all due respect to the recently departed unlike an automobile under constant purposeful attack the newest fastest desk and laptops running a gauntlet of viruses Trojan horses/spy wear Heaven forbid if your Norton or McAfee should expire And damn lucky this preacher doesn’t rule the world in my opinion there’s a lot of nasty people out there should be swinging from a rope but of course I digress So what can one do in these trying times? but up the RAM plug in a larger hard drive to keep the CPU pilot light flashing a little longer till replacing the motherboard runs the same risk as a heart transplant As much as you hate to admit it that trusty 350mb processor has run its course will never live to see the last year of its built in Microsoft calendar
In the end one has no choice but to buy the latest machine knowing a year later it too will be obsolete An so dearly beloved let us put our hands together in prayer for the long tough road ahead for that newly purchased Pentium IV © 2004 Chris
Sorrenti
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