EAU DE TOILET SEAT

 

         Enough already!

         male bashing over raised toilet seats

         if the ‘superior sex’ is too stupid to first check

         then they deserve cold bottoms!

 

         And do we not rate the same courtesy?

         lift that seat girls after doing your business

         lest in our Neanderthalic stupor

         splash it, pants and floor while tinkling!

      © 1996  Chris Sorrenti