Sonnys Diary
JUNE 2005
Thursday the 30th Of June 2005
debiting and crediting, posting to general ledger, Balance sheet verification, analytical reviews and pay GST. I love being an Accountant.
must phone up Darcy
Wednesday the 29th of June 2005
A fairly eventful evening at some student digs at the Halls of Residence at Massey University. Well it was full of nerdy know-alls, all talking gibberish and crap. I found a pad to stay for the night and had a few beers and other stuff The night was quiet until they (well I found it) put on some good old Credence Clearwater revival to get the party going. Wow you should have seen me do the Sonny dance. This is a dance I made up where I put hand high up in the air and wave it wildly from side to side. Soon the whole pad was doing this to " Proud Mary". What a night !!!
Fell asleep in the corridor. When I woke up I found that my shoes were gone, and a tag was on my foot. There were plenty of ambulance people around. Ha ha they went white when I coughed up phlegm.
I hitched a ride down to Wellington with a guy called Mr Fungus, who is a street performer. I said I would help him with some street theatre in Wellyvegas on Saturday.
Found a job at Tradestaff for Thursday and Friday so i can get tickets for the test.
Tuesday the 28th of June 2005
Great news !!! I found an Internet cafe. I was rather annoyed at the tackle by Tana that I launched a petition for him to say sorry. It that fails then I may petition him to compete with Clive Woodward in a pop trivia quiz.
I'm looking forward to the game, Manawatu should give them a good run. I'm picking 15 - 6 to Manawatu. Will try and chat-up some Varsity student for a sleep.
Monday the 27th of June 2005
Well I left early in the morning to hitchhike to Picton to catch a ferry to take me to the North Island and so up to Palmy, to see the Palmy Army to do battle with the Barmy Army. After about 4 hours I managed to grab a ride with a Pommy chap and a "Geezer".
Lotsa fun.
Managed to get to the ferry terminal and grabbed a ticket.
Unfortunately I was stuck in a lift for 3 hours. So basically I was tossing and turning all trip.
Slept under a bridge.
Sunday 26th June 2005
Woke up in hospital, Hypothermia they said. It turned out I had passed out and no-one bothered to tell anyone. Its amazing I didn't freeze to death , but luckily I am told that the barmy Army kept me warm by showering me in warm fluid all night.
Luckily for me the driver of the ambulance taking the Lions captain to hospital was flagged down by the men in red and I was put on the roof rack , as the main meds refused to let me in on behalf of the smell.
I desperately need a shower.
I'm going to spend another night in here if I can, as there's a free meal, and the lovely nurses get to give me a wash.
plus the telly is good.
Saturday 25th June 2005
Well Friday was a bit of a disaster. Having worked my bum off debiting and crediting things I was rewarded with a nice wee earner of $300. So ! armed with my hard earned cash I went off looking for a ticket. Fat Chance.
But again I did end up in another pub, and I met those nasty bastards at pandasport. They are simply the most despicable bunch of arseholes I have ever met. So I left early and found a corridor to sleep in. Sonny kiwi kept me company all night.
I woke up a wee bit soggy, but man are there throngs of Red Shirted women around. I must find a shower quick, cos Im off to the tent later.
Got to the tent, and by geez it was cold. Poor SonnyKiwis nose was frost bitten. I dont really Remember much about the night.
Friday 24th June 2005
Wow what a great night !!
First I went to the O'Malley's bar down from the Stadium for a few beers and a dance with my favourite covers band, "Uncle Monkey". Had a great night doing the funky chicken with a Dwarf Turkey exciter who also suggested some contract accounting work. It went well until some IT geek mate of the band suggested I should be quarantined like they did to me at the cricket. They didn't rope me off at the cricket, it was to keep all my fans away from me. And so I suggested to the Monks that they should not associate with the git. He's not very environment friendly due to the letters CFC on the gimps shirt.
I left soon after to look for free accommodation where I just wandered into a bar full of Poms and kiwis. The kiwis were quiet out of respect to me. Those balmy army guys started singing songs about pies which was directed at a bloke directly behind me. I took offence to this by taking my shirt off and doing an impromptu haka. Man our boys were impressed, and they responded in turn by saying something along the lines of saying it was a loopy stunt, or something , I couldn't hear properly, it may have been a new nickname, "cupid stunt" ?
A bizarre thing happened that when I was hopping on both legs with my arms outstretched, eyes wide open and tongue out, one of those Poms managed to sneak behind me, out of site of my peripheral vision and managed to spill his handle on the back of my head. I wouldn't have minded, but the glass was included. Well those Poms were very good, and beat this guy up. But they got the wrong fella, and beat up a fellow Kiwi. It was a stupid thing to do, as no Kiwi ever fights each other. But the Poms took me under their wing calling me "one of us".
Again after waking up on Colombo street, I found I lost my wallet, so again I went across to Trade staff where they found me a job for a day so I can buy another ticket. I rang up Flem to see if he had another spare one, but the silly chap must have forgotten to charge his phone as it went dead really quickly.
23rd June 2005
Hey, I'm in Christchurch. Well it has been a fun evening with the Barmy army, who are really fun guys. Ha ha they shouted me a few beers and well i got a WEE bit drunk. Luckily enough I woke up on Columbo Street just outside Tradestaff where I went inside to find some more Contract work before Saturdays big game, no-one was there, so I spent an hour eating those little mints that you find wrapped in plastic. No-one showed, so I lifted their copy of Unlimited magazine, where I saw my mate Shane from the Grumpy mole. Um he's banned me.
I had to hide as I walked past the Inland revenue (you KNOW you are wrong). I cant wait till National comes in and we can have all our tax bills wiped out. I tried to hire a 4 wheel drive for the weekend, but the owner said he fleeced some local taxi driver for one. Anyway, Im off to the pub as my favourite covers band is playing, and Im in the mood for a party.
22nd June
Sorry i haven't been around for a while. I lost all of my money with that bloody Mugabes mate. Luckily I have saved up enough to go to Zimbabwe soon AND I CAN DO MY DIARY AGAIN !!!
