Sonnys Diary
August 2005
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME !!!!!
THIS !!!!!!!
Remember Skins ?
Well turns out he was a freedom fighter. We went to the South African game in Cape Town, where I gave Kiwi Joe Rocococococococthooocoa the wisdom of my 30 years following the ALL BLACKS and this resulted in a win to the BOYZ. When we got back inside Zimbabwe we were kidnapped by these Zimbabwe Insurgants.
Well they remember Skins, turns out he fought for Ian Smith in the late 70's
Anyway, I was kidnapped and held hostage for nearly a month.
I finally managed to talk myself out of it, and by the time they freed me the last insurgant who was arrested was in tears as he turned himself in.
WOW, im glad to tell you about it, but there is so much to tell, so i'll have to get you drip by drip.
So off finally to the cricket and hoping to meet up with some Kiwis and some how Zimbabwe women.
I MET AN OLD MATE !!!!!!!old "Skins" from Melville High School. Jeez,, reminincing about old Happy Hawkins. Turns out that Skins saw my trouble at the airport on telly and drove from Zimbabwe to see me. AND he has some tickets for the Springboks v Yappies game this weekend in Cape town. So tommorrow we are hopping into his Landrover and going down to the republic tomorrow.
He lit a fire and I am staying in his tent.
Ha ha I cant see him for his clothes and I am getting confused with the scenery. Jeez his eyes are getting shifty. I explained my problem with losing my money through a misunderstanding with Robert, and he is willing to help me get it back.
old Valerie Millington, what a minx !!!
I think the grog is getting to me, those African chicks are fantastic looking.
I think im drunk
Oh well, I never did manage to see my black cap mates. Anyway I met up with the Namibian Amassador to Zimbabwe who told me that Zimbabwe only issues one day visas, but at a price he can get me one to last the whole tour. This seemed reasonable, but i was baffled by the term " big boy" he used on me.
As I type I received an e-mail from a Zimabwe guy who had 25 US$ million stashed away and wants my hand to get it out. Now this must be real as one can never stuff up twice in a row.
Right Im off to hitchhike to the Rainbow nation to watch the MIGHTY ALL BLACKS ( not not jerry chubba chup collins) make mincemeat of those yappies.
wooohoo, I cant wait.
