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Arsenal

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ARSENAL

Good old Arsenal, we're proud to say that name,
and while we sing that song we win the game (Rule Britannia)

We love the Arsenal, we do, we love the Arsenal, we do,
we love the Arsenal, we do, ohhhh Arsenal we love you

And it's Arsena-al, Arsena-al FC,
we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
that is Arsena-al, Arsena-al FC (The Wild Rover)

Boring boring Arsenal, boring boring Arsenal

Arsene Wenger's red/white army, Arsene Wengers red/white army

We will follow the Arsenal, over land and sea (and Leicester),
we'll follow the Arsenal, unto victory, all together now, we will follow.... (Land of Hope and Glory)

Hello, hello, we are the Arsenal boys, hello, hello we are the Arsenal boys,
and if you are a Tottenham fan surrender or you'll die
coz we all follow the Arsenal
Hello, hello,.... (Marching through Georgia)

You are the Arsenal, my only Arsenal,
you make me happy, when skies are grey,
you'll never know just, how much I love you,
so please don't take, my Arsenal - away
Na na na na na oh
Na na na na na oh
Na na na na na na na na na oh
Etc. (You are my Sunshine)

One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal, One-nil to the Arsenal (Go West)

We'll win coz we're Arsenal... (Go West)

Fulham can stay at the Cottage, Southampton can stay at the Dell,
and as for Tottenham Hotspur, they can go to hell, to hell.
So we'll drink, drink together, in praise of the AFC
Drink, drink together, in praise of the AFC

By Jesus said Paddy I sing it so well
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again
So Paddy got up and he sang it again
Over and over and over again

Who's the team they call Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
They're the boys in red and white,
and they fight with all their might,
and they just show us how to score. (Ally's Army)

We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too (and Leicester)
We hate West Ham United
But Arsenal we love you (Land of Hope and Glory)

Roll out the Arsenal, let's have a barrel of fun
Roll out the Arsenal, we've got them all on the run
Just one more goal now, then how we all will cheer
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
The gang's all here

Can you hear the West Stand sing, no-o, no-o,
can you hear the West Stand sing, no-o, no-o
can you hear the West Stand sing, I can't hear a fucking thing,
ohoo-ohoo-ohhh-ohhh-oh-oh-oh-oh Schhhhhhhhh (Bye Bye Blackbird)

Same old Arsenal, taking the piss,
same old Arsenal, taking the piss

We are the famous, the famous Arsenal,
clap-clap-clap-clap, we are the famous,.....

Pride of London, clap-clap-clap-clap-clap,
pride of London....

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsenal

Shaaa-laa-la-laa, sha-la-la, laa-la-laa-laaa-laaaa,
sha-la-laa-laaa,laa-laa-la-laaa,
la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
ARSENAL

Fuck em' all, fuck em' all
United, West Ham, Liverpool
Coz we are the Arsenal and we are the best
We are the Arsenal so fuck off the rest

We've got number 1, David Seaman,
we've got number 1, David Seaman,
we've got number 1, David Seaman,
we've got the best team in the world,
we've got number 2, Lee Dixon,
we've got number 2, Lee Dixon,
we've got number 2, Lee Dixon,
we've got the best team in the world
Etc.

Come on Arsenal, Herbert Chapman's Gunners!
Come on Arsenal, Arsene Wenger's wonders!
We're behind you, That's what we sing
Pride is the thing, That victr'y will bring.
So we say
Come on Arsenal, Herbert Chapman's Gunners!
Come on Arsenal, Arsene Wenger's wonders!
We'll all share in, The honour of the shirt you're wearing
Come on Arsenal, Come on! (Goodnight Sweetheart)

1-0, we only win 1-0, we only win 1-0, 1-0,.... (Blue Moon)

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Santa is an Arsenal fan and at Highbury today, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the Arsenal win away - hey!

One team in London, there's only one team in London,
one team in London, there's only one team in London (Juantanamera)

U to, u to be, u to be a, Goona

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ABUSING AND TAKING THE PISS

Liverpool

One head and shoulders, there's only one head and shoulders, one head and shoulders, there's only one head and shoulders

All you do is, all you do is, all you do is wash your hair

Sign on, sign on
With an egg in your hand,
and you'll never get a job, you'll never get a job (You'll never walk alone)

In the Liverpool slums, in the Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game, and your dad's in the nick
You're all on the social, you're so fucking thick
In the Liverpool slums

In the Liverpool slums, in the Liverpool slums
They look in the dustbins for something to eat
They find a dead cat and they think it's a treat
In the Liverpool slums

Stand-up if you've got a job (Go West)

You scouse bastard,
You scouse bastard,
You scouse bastard!

David James, superstar,
Drops more bollocks than Grobelaar (Jesus Christ Superstar)

Same old Scousers, always cheating

Big-time,
You used to be big-time,
You used to be big-time,
You used to be big-time

You're not going home,
You're not going home,
You're not going, you're not going,
You're not going home

One job between you, you've only one job between you, one job between you, you've only one job between you

He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore (The Sparrow)

Man Utd

Woo Teddy Teddy,
went to Man Utd and he won fuck all
woo Teddy Teddy

One Teddy Sheringham, there's only one Teddy Sheringham,
with his pockets full of sweets and his nice friendly smile,
he's a fucking paedophile

Who the fuck are Man United, who the fuck are Man United, who the fuck are Man United,
as we Reds go marching on, on, on

Stand up if you hate Man U (Go West)

Part-time supporters

Posh Spice is a dirty slag, Posh Spice is a dirty slag,
Posh Spice is a dirty slag, Posh Spice is a dirty slag

Does she take it, does she take it, does she take it up the arse, does she take it up the arse (Bread of Heaven)

Have your teammates, have your teammates, have your teammates have a go, have your teammates have a go

Que sera, sera, whatever will be will be
you went out to Barnsley, que sera, sera

Do you come from, do you come from, do you come from Manchester, do you come from Manchester

One Alf Inge Haaland, there's only one Alf Inge Haaland

And did those feet on Southgate tread,
isn't he loopy in the head,
a cheating, sulking, brainless yob
who orders shandy in the pub (Jerusalem, Roy Keane)

If you hate Man Utd clap your hands, c-c-c, if you hate Man Utd clap your hands, c-c-c,
if you hate Man Utd, if you hate Man Utd, if you hate Man Utd clap your hands, c-c-c (Coming round the Mountain)

Chelsea

Stamford Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, Stamford Bridge is falling down, oh ohh Chelsea

One man went to mow,
Went to mow a Chelsea,
One man and his baseball bat,
Went to mow a Chelsea

Two men went to mow....
etc

One men went to laugh,
went to laugh at Chelsea, etc.

He's bald,
He's queer,
He takes it up the rear,
Frank Le Boeuf

Chelsea rent-boy,
Chelsea rent-boy,
woah-oh, oh-oh

Have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league, c-c-c, have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league,
Have you ever seen the Chelsea, have you ever seen the Chelsea, have you ever seen the Chelsea win the league, c-c-c (Coming round the Mountain)

West Ham

Same old West Ham, fucking useless

You're just a bunch of nazis

Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chim chi-roo,
We hate those bastards in claret and blue

You can stick your fucking bubbles up your arse

If you hate Eastenders clap your hands

Phil and Grant are homosexual

Newcastle

Where were you when you were shit?

I'd walk a mile and a bit,
To rub your face in the shit,
Oh-oh oh Kenny,
I'd walk a mile and a bit,
To rub your face in the shit,
Oh-oh oh Kenny, Kenny

One Mary Poppins, there's only one Mary Poppins

We all agree, Freddie and Dougie are magic

Come as a barcode, you must have come as a barcode

One quasimodo, there's only one quasimodo (Peter Beardsley)

Hark now hear the bandwagon roll,
And Keegan's driving it,
But we wanna know where the Geordies were,
When they were fucking shit!

Cry on the telly, we saw you cry on the telly

Same old Geordies, always crying

Keegan is a wanker,
John Hall is a twat,
You've won fuck all,
Still won fuck all,
What do you think of that! (Knees up Mother Brown)

Fuck off, Alan Shearer,
Oh what can it mean, to a,
Sad geordie bastard, and a,
Shite football team

PLAYERS AND HEROES

Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Bergkamp wonderland
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp, one Dennis Bergkamp,
walking along.... (Winter Wonderland)

We've got Dennis Bergkamp, we've got Dennis Bergkamp

Bergkamp's fucking magic, he wears a magic hat,
and when he saw the Arsenal, he said I fancy that
He didn't sign for Chelsea or Villa coz they're shite
He signed for the Arsenal coz they're fucking dynamite

Oh oh, Tony Adams

Donkey won the derby, Donkey won the derby

Oh ohh ohh ohh Vieira
Oh oh oh oh Vieira
He comes from Senegal and he plays for Arsenal
Oh oh oh oh Vieira (Volare)

Vieira, Vieira, Vieira

My old man bought a second-hand Sierra
(Who from?)
ooooooh Patrick Vieira (Macarena)

My old man drove up the M40
ooooooh Boa Morte

My old man sells second hand cars
ooooh Overmars

He's tall, he's quick, his name's a porno flick, Petit

He's tall, he's blonde, he's won le Coupe du Monde, Petit

Kanu hear the Arsenal sing
Kanu
Kanu

Oh-ah Ray Parlour, oh-ah Ray Parlour (Oops up side your head)

Parlour for England clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Parlour for England

England's England's number 1, England's number 1 (Seamo)

Arsenal's Arsenal's number 2, Arsenal's number 2 (Seamo)

Seaman, Seaman, Seaman

Alex Manninger clap-clap-clap-clap-clap Alex Manninger

Supernic clap-clap-clap Supernic

Oh ah Overmars say oh ah Overmars

Marcey Marcy Marcy Overmars
Ohh Marcy Marcy (Son of my father)

Overmars, superstar He is as fast as a motorcar (Jesus Christ Superstar)

Steve Bould, Steve Bould, Stevie Stevie Bould, he's got no hair but we don't care, Stevie Stevie Bould (Hooray it's a Holi-Holiday)

Ni-gel Wi-nterburn, Nigel Winterburn, Ni-gel Wi-nterburn, Nigel Winterburn

One Keown, there's only one Keown, there's only one Keown, Keown, there's only one...

Ian Wright Wright Wright
Ian Wright Wright Wright

Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ian Wright mylord, Ian Wright
Ohh Lord Ian Wright

Ian Wright, Ian Wright,
Ian Ian Wright
He gets the ball and scores a goal
Ian Ian Wright (Hooray it's a Holi-Holiday)

Sha la la la, sha la la, la la la, la laaa,
sha la la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la la David Platt/Vivas

Alberto, ohhh ohhh
Alberto, ohhh ohhh
He's number 23,
He comes from Germany
Alberto, ohhh ohhh...

One Hughes in London, there's only one Hughes in London (Stephen Hughes, sung when we play any of West Ham's, Wimbledon's or Chelsea's Hughses)

1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10.. 11.. 12.. 13.. 14.. 15.. 16.. 17.. 18.. 19.. 20.. 21.. 22.. 23.. 24.. 25.. 26.. 27.. 28.. 29.. 30.. 31.. 32.. 33.. 34.. 35..
Jason beat his record,
Jason beat his record,
La la la la,
La la la la

Geordie, Geordie Armstrong
Geordie Armstrong on the wing
Geordie, Geordie Armstrong
Geordie Armstrong on the wing

Supermac clap-clap-clap Supermac

You're just a bleeding cunt
Stapleton, Stapleton
You're just a bleeding cunt
Stapleton, Stapleton

Sammy, Sammy Nelson
Sammy Nelson drops his knickers (2x)

Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady
Born is the king of Highbury

Don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go,
don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady don't go

Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocastle
Ohh Rocky Rocky (Son of my father)

One Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams, one Tony Adams, there's only one Tony Adams (Juantanamera)

With number 1, it's Perry Groves,
with number 2, it's Perry Groves,
with number 3, it's Perry Groves,
with number 4, it's Perry Groves,
with number 5, it's Perry Groves,
with number 6, it's Perry Groves,
with number 7, it's Perry Groves,
with number 8, it's Perry Groves,
with number 9, it's Perry Groves,
with number 10, it's Perry Groves,
with number 11, it's Perry Groves,
we all live in a Perry Groves world, Perry Groves world,
Perry Groves world, we all...

Uncle Bouldy,
Dixie,
Nutty,
Tone.
Tony's army, Tony's army,
Say Ohh ohh (Teletubbies)
Ohh ohh Tony Adams, ohh ohh Tony Adams

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SCUM SONGS

The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
the wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
and this is what he said FUCK OFF

My old man said, be a Tottenham fan
I said fuck off, bollocks, you're a cunt (The Cock Linnet Song)

Away in a manger, No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus, Stood up and he said (Away in a manger)
We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham,...

One-Nil down, Two-One up
We knocked Tottenham out the cup
La la la la la la la

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what will I be?
Will I be Arsenal? Will I be Spurs?
And this is what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out son, then take your father's gun
And shoot the Tottenham scum
Que sera sera (Que sera, sera)

When I was a little boy
My mother bought me a little toy
Tottenham fan on a string
Told me to kick his fucking head in,
kick his head in, kick his head in
told me to kick his fucking head in

We hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham

We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham

If you all hate Tottenham clap you hands, c-c-c, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c,
if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham, if you all hate Tottenham clap your hands, c-c-c (Coming round the Mountain)

Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, no-o, no-o
Can you hear the Tottenham sing, I can't hear a fucking thing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh schhhhh (Bye Bye Blackbird)

We won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
we won 5-0, we won 5-0, we won 5-0, down the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane
It was easy, it was easy, it was easy, at the Lane (Sailing)

Stand up if you hate Tottenham, stand up, if you hate Tottenham

Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye
Bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye Tottenham, bye bye
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off
Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham fuck off

Fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham, fuck off Tottenham

1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, we beat the scum 1-0, 1-0, we beat.... (Blue Moon)

XY is illegitimate, he ain't got no birth certificate
XY is illegitimate, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard, he's a Tottenham bastard

What are you thinking of Tottenham? Shit!
What do you think they should? Fuck Off!
Thank you

Let's all laugh at Tottenham, let's all laugh at Tottenham, ha ha ha ha, uh, ha ha ha ha, uh

The Tottenham, are full of shit, the Tottenham are full of shit
Full of shit, shit and bullshit,
the Tottenham are full of shit (Oh when the Saints)

George Graham was magic
He's lost his magic hat
He's now moved in at White Hart Lane
Oh what a fucking twat

Cheer up Christian Gross, oh what can it mean
To a sarcastic bastard with a shit football team (Daydream Believer)

Tottenham, Tottenham, sing us a song, Tottenham, sing us a song

No win, fuck all again, Tottenham, Tottenham

She wore, she wore, she wore fishnet stockings,
She wore fishnet stockings and stiletto high-heelded schoes,
And when I asked, oh why she wore that stockings,
She said it's for that Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat
David Pleat, David Pleat, he's that famous Tottenham pervert and his name is David Pleat

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see the Tottenham lose away, hey

OTHER SONGS

One England captain, there's only one England captain (to Shearer)

One team in Devon, there's only one team in Devon (Torquay)

Ole ole ole ole
Bristol - City

Stand up if you hate the Gas, stand up if you hate the Gas

Stand up if we're going up, stand up if we're going up

Score in a minute, we're gonna score in a minute, score in a minute, we're gonna score in a minute

We will follow the City, over land and sea (and Cardiff)
We'll follow the City, unto victory (Land of Hope and Glory)

Hello, hello, we are the City boys, hello, hello, we are the City boys
And if you are a Rovers fan surrender or you'll die
Coz we all follow the City
Hello, hello,.....

We'll be top by, we'll be top by, we'll be top by 5 o'clock, we'll be top by 5 o'clock (Watford fans at City 98)

Brazil, it's just like watching Brazil, it's just like watching Brazil, it's just like watching Brazil

Ole ole, ole ole ole, ole ole, ole ole ole, Rodney Jack Jack Jack, Rodney Jack Jack Jack

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