on *:TEXT:!catch:#:{
  if ( %catchable ) {
    /set %ranperson $nick($chan,$r(1,$nick($chan,0)))
    /set %turdchance $r(1,5)
    if ( %turdchance == 1 ) {
      /set %ranperson turd
    }
    /unset %turdchance
    if ( %ranperson == %turd ) {
      /msg $chan 15,1 $+ $nick has caught the plushie! But after looking at it closely, they discover it's just a kitteh turd :<
    }
    else {
      /msg $chan 15,1 $+ $nick has caught a %ranperson from the sky! (whereever that came from O_o;)
    }
    /set %catchable 1
    /timer1234567890 0 1 /catch
    /unset %fall
  }
  else {
    /msg $chan Catch what? O_o;
    /msg $chan Well, the next plushie will fall in $calc( 60 - %catchtime ) seconds :P
  }
}
alias catch {
  /inc %catchtime
  if ( %catchtime >= 60 ) {
    /unset %catchable
    /unset %catchtime
    /unset %ranperson
    /timer1234567890 1 0 /msg $chan 15,1A plushie is falling! A plushie is falling! Type !catch to save it
    /set %fall 1
    /timer1234567890 1 10 /fall
  }
}
alias fall {
  if ( %fall ) {
    /msg $chan SPLAT! Too late, the plushie hit the ground at $r(100,1000) miles per hour :<
    /msg $chan It wouldve been a $nick($chan,$r(1,$nick($chan,0))) plushie
    /set %catchable 1
    /unset %fall
    /timer1234567890 0 1 /catch
  }
}