Well here we are again I have not been up all night, I have not been mourning, I have not been depressed. WHY? Because, I have just started taking happy pills and accepting the fact that the Dogs are cheats.

This may be a fairly harsh accusation to level at the fleabags, but how else could they have won? I have my suspicions that Macmarine is behind all the skulduggery, but I have no proof YET. A few weeks ago I promised an investigation into marked cards and ringers. Well the issue of marked cards is a difficult one to prove (considering they are my cards used), BUT the use of ringers is prevalent, some one playing under the name of Orla for the DOGS won all their matches, this proves my theory as Orla is to much of a Cat not to throw the games in our favour.

It was a very close match indeed this week and I think that all fought well with courage and dignity. I shall now digress to give you some facts about the events on Saturday.

Fact One. Old Yank, POB and Rueful Rabbit were subs (and great subs they were to)

Only three perfect threes (all dogs) Navi / Sive, Orla / Cherryrivits, St Giles / COL

A multitude of slams where made, all small ones as follows:

6H St Giles / COL 6S Moysian / Kenny HA2 6NT Dranlee /Woo7nt & Overtrobledwaters / Zebbon for the DOGS

6NT Kittny / Acastofmany 6Dx ppp p3 / Star for the CATS

I drank 6 cans of Carlesberg, I smoked 12 cigarettes, ate 2 packets of crisps, answered the front door twice, answered the telephone 3 times, made 3 mistakes and went to the toilet

Round 1 the Dogs were ahead

Round 2 they were still ahead

Round 3 "as much as it grieves me to say this " THEY WERE EVEN FURTHER AHEAD

AND THAT’S IT, NO EXCUSES, NO MOANING

Until next time all our faithful competitors, keep supporting the Ryder, bring new people and most of all, bring yourselves..

p.s. still need new directors, it is fun and it is one of the few jobs in life you will be appreciated and thanked for, so don’t be scared have a go. Lets keep Ryder fun and up and running.

P.P.S. THEY GOT THEIR BUTTS KICKED LAST WEEK