| Lloyd and Harry Claus |
| A True Christmas Story You�ve all heard the story of Christmas and how Santa brings presents to all of the children that behave good and stuff. All a big lie, you say. Not exactly! The truth is that ye olde St Nicholas� descendants are still around. The story I�m about to tell you is about Lloyd and Harry Nicholas, the new Santa Clauses. Yes, two Santas. Don�t forget that old St Nicholas only had a thousand people to visit back then. Their father was very sick and couldn�t deliver the gifts to all the children, so they were given the keys to the reindeer and set off. Little did they know about the adventures that awaited. One of their wildest adventures took place in Asia. I mean, how many people can one continent have? By the time they were through with China, they couldn�t tell the difference between an Easterner and a Westerner. Not to mention that their reindeer stopped working when they were flying over Russia. Apparently the deer were so cold they couldn�t move, so they traded them for horse power. A second-hand jeep that took them to the tip of Europe, Portugal, where they caught a plane to America. Once there, they traded a couple of presents with a kid for a very small scooter. It was so cold that when they got off it they were frozen together. After a few hours, only one town remained. Lloyd was so in need of the bathroom, that when they got there he rushed into a hotel, screaming, �Ho ho ho� where�s the bathroom?� But, in the end, they succeeded in delivering all the presents and got back home to spend Christmas day with their family, although the hotel owners weren�t very happy with the present Lloyd had left in their bathroom. I�ll see you in January for this year�s crazy adventure! by Vitor Moreira |
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