First Day in Prison

Mark Hoffman (a well known weirdo in Utah) was sent to prison and placed in a cell with a huge, burly guy. When lights-out occurred, the big guy got out of his bunk and said to Hoffman,

"We're going to have sex! You want to be the Mommie or the Daddie?"

A very terrified Hoffman replied,

"Uh, well, I guess I'll be the Daddie."

Then the burley guy said,

"OK then, get down here and suck your Momma's dick!"

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