Natives and Fruits

Three men crash landed on a deserted island. A tribe of canninballs captured them. The chief asked the three men if they wanted to live and they all replied "yes!!!". He then told the three men to collect 10 fruits of the same kind. So the men went their separate directions in search for 10 pieces of fruit.

The first man came back carrying apples. The chief told the first man to shove the apples up his ass without making any expressions while doing it. So he stuffed the first apple up his butt, but made a face of pain, and the tribe killed him.

The second man came back with berries. The chief told this man the same thing as he told the first man. And he began stuffing the berries up his ass. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...then the man starts laughing, and the tribe kill him.

When the two men met at heaven the first man said "Why'd you laugh, you were so close!"

The other man said "I couldn't help it! I saw the other guy running over with pineapples!"

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