Indian Names

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Mother, how did you come to name all of us children"?

The mother answers,"When a child is born, the first thing we do is open the teepee and look for the first sign from nature. Whatever is happening outside, is what your named!"

The boy then asked,"Why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?

"Because he was born during a mighty storm", she said.

Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?

"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when I delivered her", she replied. He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?

"We were watching the moon-landing when she was born", the mother replies.

The mother paused and said to her son... "Why are you so curious, Two dogs fucking?"

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