Little Head

A muscular man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. the bartender serves the man his drink but can't help noticing how muscular this man is but has a head the size of an orange. Perplexed by this, the bartender really decided to make a comment and ask about the oddity.

"You have a really nice physique," said the bartender.
"Thank you!" said the man.

"There is one thing I don't get though," the bartender proceeded,"Why such a small head?"
"I can answer that," replied the man. He then told the bartender his story:

I was once alone hunting in the woods when I heard a loud cry. I followed the cry and it lead me to a small frog near a pond.

"Help me," the frog said.
"How?" I replied.
"Kiss me! I am actually a princess under a spell and if you free me I will grant you three wishes!" stated the frog.

I looked around and no one was in sight, so I decided to kiss the frog. All of a sudden, "POOF!" A beautiful princess emerged.
"Thank you for freeing me, what is your first wish?" the princess asked. I looked at my 120 lb. body and said, "I want muscles like Arnold Schwarzenegger!" ,and, "POOF!", I had muscles.

"What is your second wish?" she then asked. I looked at her voluptuous body and said, "You are a beautiful woman and I want to be able to make love to you for hours on end," she then laid down by the pond and beckoned to me.

After a few hours, we were laying next to each other and she whispers, "What would you like for your final wish?"

I replied,"How about a little head!"

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