10 More - Why Beer is Better Than Women

Beer always comes in multiples of six.
After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
Beer doesn't have a mother.
Beer looks the same in the morning.
Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
Beer never changes its mind.
A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.

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