Jokes that Maura told me
Yeah I really don't think that they're funny, but she does, so...
1.  What is brown and Sticky?
(yes, I know what you are thinking but DONT because that is NOT THE ANSWER. )


A STICK!!!!!!
2. In China, they eat Chinese food. Only there, they just call it food.
3. What did the Pink Panther say when he was throwing out his trash?
Da-dump, da-dump, da-dump da-dump da-dump. (sung to the tune of the Pink Panther. Feel free to dance along.)
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?



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