*You come by love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.*
*If you don't like the world as it is - change you attitude.*
*Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children!*
*God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many.*
*I've learned that you can do something in a second that will give you heartache for a lifetime*
*Bad is never good until worse happens*
* I never knew it could be this hard losing someone I never had.*
*The hardest thing in the world is spending everyday so close to someone you'll never be close to.*
*The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.*
*Those who say it cannot be done should get the hell out of the way of those who are doing it.*
*Good girls get fat, Bad girls get eaten*
*Never take life seriously, nobody ever gets out alive.*
*Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.*
* Live today because yesterday's gone, and tomrrow may never come. *
* I don't care; What makes you think someone else will? *
* Smile!! You'll make people wonder what you're thinking *
* See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...have no fun!! *
* If only the good die young, I'll be here forever. *
* I suffer from PMS (Putting-up with Men's Stupidity) *
* Some people bring joy to the world. Some when they enter, some when they leave. *
* I'm not Burger King, Federal Express, or the Library of Congress, therefore, I don't do it your way, deliver overnight, or know everything. *
* If you can't dazzle them with brillance, baffle them with bullshit. *
* Friends help bury the hatchet, Good friends help bury the bodies. *
*Life's a bitch-then you marry one. *
* East to the sea, west to the land, death to the bitch that touches my man.*
~ All of these are from my buds, Lindsay And Lindsey! ~
* I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.*
*Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.*
*Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.*
* Needing someone is like needing a parachute: if he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. *
* I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. *
* My reality check Bounced. *
* On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. *
* I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier.*
* Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. *