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Bits and Pieces |
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| It's a small world. So u you gotta use your elbows a lot. |
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Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. |
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Never test the depth of water with both feet. |
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The trouble with work is - it's so daily. |
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The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. |
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Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional. |
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set! |
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A day without sunshine is like a night. |
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On the other hand, you have different fingers. |
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I feel like im diagonally parked in a parallel universe. |
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? |
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He who laughs last thinks slowest. |
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. |
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Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines. |
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The early bird gets the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese. |
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
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The only substitute for good manners is quick reflexes. |
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Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. |
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Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! |
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. |
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To succeed in politics, it's necessary to rise above ur principles |
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Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life. |
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. |
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The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard. |
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up! |
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A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory. |
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Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. |
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Plan to be spontanious... tomorrow... |
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener |
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If at first you dont succeed, skydiving's not for you. |
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If at first you dont succeed, redefine success |
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If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. |
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Back home... |
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