~WORK~

"Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work." ~Al Capp

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment." ~Robert Benchly

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." ~Robert Orben

"Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly, I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it." ~Theodore Roosevelt

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important." ~Bertrand Russell

"If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?" ~unknown

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." ~Robert Frost

"The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them." ~Robert Frost

"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." ~Donald Kendall

"People like aristocrats, goldsmiths, or money-lenders, who either do no work at all, or do work that's really not essential, are rewarded for their laziness or their unnecessary activities by a splendid life of luxury.  But labourers, coachmen, carpenters, and farmhands, who never stop working like cart-horses, at jobs so essential that, if they did stop working, they'd bring any country to a standstill within twelve months--what happens to them? They get so little to eat, and have such a wretched time, that they'd be almost better off if they were they cart-horses. Then at least they wouldn't work quite such long hours, their food wouldn't be very much worse, they'd enjoy it more, and they'd have no fears for the future." ~Thomas More, Utopia