~TECHNOLOGY~

MOVIES

"If you can't believe a little in what you see on the screen, it's not worth wasting your time on cinema." ~Serge Daney

"Never judge a book by its movie." ~J. W. Eagan

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." ~Dave Barry

"Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important." ~Mae West

TECHNOLOGY IN GENERAL

"Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards." ~Aldous Huxley

"The real danger is not that machines will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like machines." ~Sydney J. Harris

TELEVISION

"Television is a triumph of equiptment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart." ~Fred Allen, CoEvolution Quarterly, Winter, 1977

"Late-night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier." ~James Dent

"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work." ~Gallagher

RADIO

"I am amazed at radio DJs today. I am firmly convinced that AM stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." ~Jasper Carrott