~FOOD~

"Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefacation." ~John Cage

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~A. Whitney Brown

"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." ~Samuel Butler

"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time when I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand..." ~Peter Oakley

"It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave the the names of one or two things still safe to eat." ~Robert Fuoss

"Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education." ~Mark Twain