~COMPUTERS~

"The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same things about drugs.'" ~Roy Blount, Jr.

"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway." ~Bernard Avishai

"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little." ~Porterfield

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." ~Mitch Ratliffe

"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." ~Steve Wozniak

"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." ~Jeff Pesis

"Computers are useless. They only give you answers." ~Pablo Picasso

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." ~Andy Rooney

"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors." ~unknown

"Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though." ~unknown

"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..." ~unknown

"General Failure's Fault. Not Yours." ~unknown

"Hit any user to continue." ~unknown

"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing." ~unknown

"Press any key... no, no, no NOT THAT ONE!" ~unknown

"The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out..." ~unknown

"To err is human, but to really screw up you need a computer." ~unknown

"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window." ~unknown

"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue." ~unknown