Here's the second series of Old School Doctor Dumb comics. To check out a little background info on what these are, and to see the first series, go here. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this sports centered series of comics.
DD Goes Swimming
Well, the second series starts off with a method that has seemed to work well in the past, going with a movie inspired comic. This one, obviously, was based off of Gone With the Wind. Personally, I think that is one badass looking shark. You don't want to mess with that motherfucker.
DD Plays Football
In case you all can't tell, DD and EDD are wearing helmets. As has been well established, my artistic abilities are not exactly on the level of Van Gogh or Picasso. I'm fucking light years ahead of those no talent hacks. Oh, and DD? Well, Duce Staley he is not.
DD Plays Soccer
Way to go Pele. EDD proves his athletic prowess by blasting the soccer ball (or football to any of you European peeps) past poor defenseless DD in the goal. You know, I used to play goalie in soccer. This was back in the day. One season, all during summer practices, I'm in the net, right? Then the day before our first game, my coach is like, hey, Sean, you're gonna play striker, ok? Let's just say that I'm not exactly built for that position. That year kinda sucked. But whatever. I should have drawn some netting on that soccer goal....
DD Plays Baseball
Ah, America's national passtime. As patriotic as apple pie. And no, I don't mean the pie Jason Biggs fucks in American Pie. That was just nasty. Good ol' baseball. My question is, where are the rest of the players on DD's team? Hmmm..... that's a good one Sean. Maybe if you took the time to draw some goddamn backgrounds, there would be other players.
DD Runs In A Marathon
This one is kinda inspired by a movie, except that by movie, I mean TV show. Ever see that episode of The Critic where Jay Sherman runs the marathon? "Turbo boosters!" Well, this is what would have happened if I was a successful cartoonist, and that show had been called Doctor Dumb, instead of The Critic.
DD Goes Fishing
Wow, the scale and proportion in this comic is so fucked up I don't even want to talk about it. But I will. Also, I think that very well may be the shittiest boat that I've ever seen. What about that water though? Eh? EH? It's pretty sweet, isn't it. I take full credit for that one. That whole little curvy wavy design, that was all me.
DD Plays Basketball
See? I do my part to help the environment. I recycle. Although, in this case, I'm just recycling the joke of the ball replacing DD's head, so I don't exactly know what environmental benefit that will provide, but hey, every little bit counts, right?
DD Goes Hunting
Ever hear of the saying, Who watches the watchers? Well, in this case, it's paraphrased to Why the fuck does a deer have a gun? And how could he fit his hoof inside to pull the trigger? The world may never know. For those of you who can't understand my artwork, meaning everyone, that kinda fluffy looking thing is a bush that DD is hiding behind. In the last one, his head is mounthed above the fireplace, with the hat on the mantle. Or at least, I think that's what I meant to draw.
DD Plays Volleyball
Bump! Set! Spike! Those are the only words you need to know to play volleyball. Oh, and maybe service too. They are very powerful words. See? EDD said Spike, and look what happened to DD. I think that EDD is one strong mother fucker that I do not want to fuck with.
DD Plays Darts
Now here, EDD is just being a dick. But then again, isn't that his only goal in life? Isn't that why I created him in the first place? To be an arch-nemesis, a rival if you were? Whichever it was, what he does in this comic is just fucking mean. But yeah, I love darts. I have a dartboard in my room, and I play almost every day. It's so fucking sweet.
