Because of me being a maintenace engineer and d.i.y. freak I regularly get called on by friends and family to fix things or help out on various projects

So far this week I have repaired some wardrobe drawers, fixed a bike and resoldered some wires on a childs crane toy, which now reminds me that I have got to fix my printer put some new brake shoes on the car, weld an exhaust up and wallpaper the bathroom....then after dinner...

Lately my skills in the field of computer repair get called on more regularly and more often than not the problem is caused by either a game such as "The Sims" (go out and buy a Playstation for that sort of thing please it's less hassle) or a virus or dialler or whatever from a porn site. I've heard all the excuses "where's that come from", "must have been my husband/son/wife/daughter/ girlfriend/mate/dog/cat etc." , " I've only just bought it must have been already there". Funny how no one actually admits to typing "sex" or "porn" into google.  So to save myself some time wiping offending material off hard drives I now direct people to a SAFE site (which should appeal to both men and women by the way) which is free (I love that word) and I know contains none of the nasties involved in the murky areas of the web. Now I know that none of you will want the link but here it is if you need to pass it to a "friend"----->  Porn  I will of course understand if you need to check that the link works

Play nice now......