Junk mail. I hate it with passion.

I scanned this in on Friday, It was hand delivered and arrived with the "freesheets". I was absolutely astounded and it is absolutely genuine. I thought about obscuring the phone numbers but then I thought sod it why should I, someone may need success in "academic carrier" (what?)

On the offchance that Bill Gates is reading this I would be very grateful if you could take time to add some sort of Junk mail filter to Windows Vista to work with my letterbox on my front door. Maybe you could design some sort of wireless contraption which sorts the crap from the bills ? Thanks in advance mate.

Here's an idea. When you get junk mail through the door keep all the pre paid return envelopes. Then return someone elses junk in the envelopes. Maybe the people from "Congratulations you've been selected for a free holiday" might think twice if everyone sent them back "Priority application for loan fill in NOW " Hey If everyone did it these people would have to employ more staff to sort through all the crap.

Anyway sorry Mr Bubacarr but I don't think I need your assistance. Apparantly I can cut £100 off my bill if I switch, I can have a loan for up to £75 k, I can apply for two credit cards, if I phone this number (only £1.50 a minute min call time 11 mins) I've won a prize and the pizza place is doing a buy one get one free on any large family size so everything in my life is hunky dory. I will bear you in mind though for future reference......