The injury, incurred while playing kickball with a Cub Scout Pack in Fall River, MA, is causing him pain in his right leg and lower back and he has a noticeable limp.
Rooney was quoted as saying, �If you f***ing think I�m going to f***ing miss f***ing Jiblet f***king Jam, you�re out of you f***ing mind!� He will be resting his leg over the weekend working on upper body strength, doing 16oz curls. He will resume a full workout schedule on Monday.
Marc Lucente is also on the injury report. He also claims he will not be missing Jiblet Jam, saying, �No, seriously, I threw my back out two days ago and could barely walk... But I WILL be ready for the Jam!� In spite of his optimism, he is listed as questionable, because everyone knows what a girly man he is.
Tom Marks is listed as out for JJ VIII. Apparently he has been castrated.
The next injury report update is due out one week from Jamtime.
