#1 ~ When someone special asks if you love him, say "No", then "Yes" , then wait a couple of seconds then say "No" again.
#2 ~ When going out on the town and its cold, wear only pink gloves, a pink scarf, and matching pink hat then say "I hate this weather - why is it so cold?!"
#3 ~ Wether hiking, skiing, driving or just plain shopping, always wear your gold shorts
#4 ~ Say you do Cardiofunk every morning to your favorite cd, Mariah Carey*s Butterfly
#5 ~ Say your gold shorts are Versace when you really got them at the local Rite-Aid drugstore in the post-halloween sale bin
#6 ~ When needing attention, bend over, grab ur ankle, look back and say "Please help me, I think I hurt myself....dim the lights"
#7 ~ Say your best friend is Leonardo Dicaprio, a Backstreet Boy and anyone from N*Sync
#8 ~ Say you were originally cast as the lead in "Boys Dont Cry" until that Hillary Swank chick stole it from you
#9 ~ When dining out, if Liz Taylors While Diamonds perfume isnt appropriate, Resort to the classic Charlie
#10 ~ When in doubt...Slap your butt
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