All this time I wished I lived in california so I could watch SNL at 8:30 but it doesn't work that way.
Screaming for no reason is not normal.
Jumping off of a building does not guarantee flight.
There are more crappy movies than good ones and even more sequels than original ideas.
If you don't bathe daily you're gonna smell weird. Bacteria doesn't care how pretty and wealthy you are. Isn't that right, Sean William Scott?
If your parents leave you at the gas station while on a trip, don't run after them because they did it on purpouse
because you're a disgusting little brat who takes up all their time and money.
No matter how hard you wish, John Belushi, Gilda Radner, Chris Farley & Phil Hartman are never going to be on SNL again, and you can't stop Lorne Michaels from getting older.
Thats all for now, once I figure some junk out I'll let you know.
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