[ The Student Union ]
Well, maybe less genius and more tortured.
He drinks lager.
He has a beard...
he's from essex...
...the jokes write themselves.
He drinks stout.
He is of Polish/Northern origin and is thus very scared of "Hitlar."
He drinks bitter - 'cause he's from t'north, see? - Oh, and he looks like Harry Potter, and everyone he meets thinks so. He doesn't have a scar, but one drunken evening we attempted to cut his forehead with a pitchfork..
...with hilarious consequences.
More importantly, he has a car, which means he can drive the other characters places.
He doesn't drink beer, he doesn't like it, so he drinks some bottled alcoholic beverage.
She might sleep around, 'cause that'd be funny, who knows?
She drinks some woman drink, like Bacardi & Coke or Vodka & Red Bull - a real slapper's drink.
He is in the sailing club.
He is VERY religious, to the point of being blinded.
He drinks babycham, or some other stereotypical homosexual beverage.
Oh, and he loves that there golden rivet!
He drinks Vodka 'cause he Russian, well actually Georgian, but who cares?
The Polish Club
The Czech Club
The Austrian Club
He'll probably get The French Club before long, knowing the French!
He drinks gas.
He hates Stef, 'cause he's from Poland... Hitlar hates the Polls.