What Kind of Day has it Been

We have a name for people like you back home in Cedar Rapids, it's called "Sour Puss."
Yeah, well we have a name for people like you back in Boston, too, it's called -ow, ow, pain, pain, pain!

You're angry right now?
Dana-
You're mad at me?
I'm not going to-
You spend six months making me feel guilty for liking my job, then propose to me, then two days later you tell me you SLEPT with the woman who WANTS my job? I say fine.  I say fine.  Then, six days after that, you tell me you want to break off the engagement.  Here's the thing.  I think that only one of us should be angry at a time, and I have a HUNCH it's gonna be me.
I think you're hung up on Casey.
That's what this is about?
That's what this is about.
I'm NOT!
You are, you don't cover it well.
This is a cheap excuse to get out of marrying me which you never wanted to do in the first place and the only reason you propsed in the second place was out of guilt for having slept with Sally in the first place!
You say fine? I sleep with Sally, you say fine?  CASEY sleeps with Sally and you have a level three nervous breakdown!
You're calling off the engagement because I wasn't mad enough when I found out you were sleeping around?  Let's do the whole thing all over again, and this time I'll just beat the living crap out of you.
I"m leaving now.
Don't go!
Dana-
Dont' go!  Oh, what the hell, go.
Maybe we can talk about this later.
Yeah, let's talk about this as much as humanly possible. ;:Holding up ring:: This is yours.

All right, that's it, that is absolutley IT!
Hey, where's your ring?
It's at the cleaners.
It's not at the cleaners', you idiot!  There's no such thing as an overnight ring cleaners!  Gordon and I broke up which is just the most recent in a series of recent humiliations, and I'm okay with it!  I can take it, but THIS is really the limit and I have seen enough to know that I have seen ENOUGH!  Now I want something good to happen!  I want something good to happen before the day is over and I"ll be the judge of what's good!  One good thing before the day is over, I swear that's all I want!
Hey, lady!  Are you thinking about getting my show on the air any time soon?