Thespis

Elliot:  Anyone know why there's a 20-pound frozen turkey up in the lightgrid?
Dana, Elliot wants to know why there's a 20-pound frozen turkey in the lightgrid.
It's twenty-FOUR pounds.
I"ll tell him that, but he'll probably just want to know why there's a twenty-FOUR pound frozen turkey in the lightgrid.
Elliot: Why is there a 24-pound turkey up in the lightgrid?
I'm thawing it out.
Elliot: You're thawing out a turkey on the lightgrid?
Anybody got a problem with that?

I fear not ghosts, I fear them not!

Mercury.
God of commerce, wrestling, gymnastics, thieving, good luck, sleep, wealth, and dreams.
Wow.  There's a god of thieving?
There's a god of gymnastics?
Yes indeed.

Ladies and gentlemen, Thespis has left the building!