Special Powers

Dan.
Got it, we're changing the lead to Newandyke.
We're not changing the lead.
We're keeping it the Jets?
We're keeping it DINARDIO.
There's a chance it might be a Chinese swimmer named Cho Chang.
There's no chance it might be a Chinese swimmer named Cho Chang, it's not gonna be Newandyke, it used to be the Jets, but now it's Dinardio, and I wish you'd script it!

(OTA) Good evening, from New York City, I'm (Casey McCall/Dan Rydell) alongside (Dan Rydell/Casey McCall). Those stories plus (PAUSE)  Those storeis plus, Tony Dinardio has a new job and won't be wearing crimson, Team Penske's driving on tires that won't be wearing down, and the Eagles have a new place kicker who won't be wearing out his welcome.
All that coming up after this, you're watching Sports Night on CSC so stick around.
Dave: We're out.
Is it over yet?
All right, that was totally his fault!

Hello, my name is Dana Whitaker, I'm the executive producer of Sports Night, and I'm interrupting this broadcast to tell you that Casey took gymnastics after school for seven years. How's he looking to you now, girls?
Dana-
We're not on the air, you idiots!

Ask people to do things for you.
Like what?
Like get you a drink.
Why?
'Cause you've been walking over to that bar for like a half hour, man.

You're so cute it freaks me out!

I deem that the fight is officially over.
Excellent.  I deem that I'm coming to bed tonight in your tuxedo shirt, high heels, and nothing else.
Excellent.

Listen, then, unless you wave me off, I'm gonna kiss you right now.
If it's not too much trouble.

You don't mess with the statute of limitations.  It's showtime.  YES!