The Sword of Orion

Allyson, did you know I speak four languages?
You speak three languages.
I speak four languages.
You speak French, Spanish, and German.
I dabble in a little ENGLISH.

For I am Dan, doer of good things where women are concerned!

The people in Graphics are my friends!
That's not quite right.
I am SO nice to them!
That's one way of looking at it.
What's another way?
That oftentimes you express your displeasure with their work in ways that make them want to take their own lives.

Watch how nice I can be.  Show me 30.
30's up.
Well THAT blows!

The people in Graphics are afraid of me?
Yes.
Excellent!