Ordnance Tactics

Why are you avoiding me?
Why?
Yeah!
Take a wild, flailing, shot-in-the-dark.  Take a ridiculous, nothing-on-the-line, Hail Mary toss in the backcourt heave as to why I might be avoiding you.
'Cause you thought Steve and I were divorced when in reality we're only separated and Steve wants to go back into counselling and I"m on the fence about it and you HATE Steve?
That's amazing.

I would just like to confirm for everyone that I am Jeremy's girlfriend.
Natalie.
I am his girlfriend and he's seen me naked many times.
Natalie!
Sometimes I do a little dance.
Eyes front, Mister!