Napoleon's Battle Plan

We're two grown men with important jobs who are standing in their underwear.  Let's sing a song.

Did you sleep with my fiance and then sleep with my anchor?
That's an awfully abrupt and implied question, Dana.
Did you?
I'm not prepared to stipulate that the answer to that question is any of your business.
Cut the crap, Sally, this isn't an old coward-play.
Nonetheless, I'm not your enemy and I'm not on your staff, so I'll ask you to reconsider your tone of voice.
I apologize.
He told me you'd broken up, Dana.
You'd just SEEN us together!
He said you'd broken up that day.
And so that night, you go and-
You know what?  I think I"ll stand here while you scold me.
I don't like territorial women, Sally!
Well, I guess we won't be sharing a ride to the prom, then, will we, Dana?
At a time when this organization is in trouble, you deliberately and maliciously went OUT of your WAY-
To sleep with your boyfriend and your anchor?
Yes!
First of all, I didn't have to go VERY far out of my way to do either one.  And the fact that you think that my personal life is an act of agression is SO typically YOU-
You're absolutely right.
What?
I'm sorry, you're absolutely right, I can't believe I just came in here in and said that to you.  Oh, aren't I pathetic?
No...Dana, listen to me.  You're not mad that I slept with Gordon.  You dont' care that I slept with Gordon.  You're mad that I slept with Casey.
No.
Yes.
Why would I - look, it was one night.
Well, it was one night with Gordon.
How many nights was it with Casey?
We've been spending the night together for about two months.
I didn't know.
Yeah, just late, after work, I don't get ouf of here 'til three, but I mean -
No, you're right.  of course, you're right.  It's none of my business.
Dana.
I should go.
Casey, um, doesn't like me that much.
What?
Casey doesn't like me that much.
Oh, I'm sure you're wrong, Sally.
No, I'm not.

You are a sleazy, slimy, adolescent, oversexed, overpaid blowhole!
Which one of us are you talking to?